*watches porn*
me: this intro is taking too long
*skips one minute*
*they eating ass*
me: now i gotta rewind because ive obviously missed a key element to the story
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What was Zeus’s stripper name?
Greece Lightning.
It has been over a year since I’ve made this post now, and I swear every single fucking day I get notifications out the ass with you shits reblogging it. Let it die.
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its the simple things in life
unmute this holy shit
“*manic laughter*”
Get away from my food! Wait… You’re… Really Fluffy
*Pat pat pat pat*
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Narrating People’s Lives: On the Run! 🏃 (I’m such a motivator! XD)
THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET
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Magician Zach King
The Ministry is going to be pissed…
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