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weloveshortvideos:

A loaf of bread having a bad dream

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— 3 years ago with 355511 notes

haveitjoeway:

*watches porn*

me: this intro is taking too long

*skips one minute* 

*they eating ass*

me: now i gotta rewind because ive obviously missed a key element to the story

(via shouldnt)

— 3 years ago with 559485 notes

gaynaya:

gaynaya:

queensbian:

What was Zeus’s stripper name?

Greece Lightning.

It has been over a year since I’ve made this post now, and I swear every single fucking day I get notifications out the ass with you shits reblogging it. Let it die.

(Source: scrubbag, via vanillaicecreamandchips)

— 3 years ago with 468291 notes

teenageanxietyqueen:

trinathewolf:

kyleehenke:

its the simple things in life

unmute this holy shit

“*manic laughter*”

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— 3 years ago with 804910 notes
catgoddess:
“ awwww-cute:
“ Get away from my food! Wait… You’re… Really Fluffy
”
*Pat pat pat pat*
”

catgoddess:

awwww-cute:

Get away from my food! Wait… You’re… Really Fluffy

*Pat pat pat pat*

(via thefuuuucomics)

— 3 years ago with 284551 notes

skelelock:

thomas-sanders-fan-blog:

Narrating People’s Lives: On the Run! 🏃 (I’m such a motivator! XD)

THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET

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— 3 years ago with 203367 notes
"Finding someone worth waking up to is better than finding someone to sleep with."
— 3 years ago with 474941 notes

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

randomweas:

Magician Zach King

The Ministry is going to be pissed…

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— 3 years ago with 763247 notes
Cute Hello Kitty 3